Really, We Mean It This Time
Heard on the PA as I was waiting for my plane last night:
"Paging Las Vegas passenger James... Walker. James Walker, please come to the podium."
"Paging Las Vegas passenger James Walker. Your flight is now boarding."
"Passenger James Walker, please come to gate 2, your flight will be departing soon."
"Passenger James Walker, this is your final boarding call for flight [whatever] to Las Vegas. This is your final boarding call."
"Final boarding call for Las Vegas passenger James Walker at gate 2."
"This will be the final boarding call for Las Vegas passenger James Walker. Please come to gate 2 to board your flight. James Walker."
At this point I started waiting for an Ultimate Final Boarding Call or maybe a Last Final Omega Boarding Call.