"Jason, did you use the toilet at school today?"

"Yeah!"

"You did? That's very good!"

"I just went pee pee, not poo poo."

"Still, that's very good, Jason, I am very proud of you."

"Yeah."

"And you went poo poo on the toilet just now, too."

"Yeah."

"That's so good Jason. It makes Daddy so happy when you use the toilet like a big boy."

"I'm a human being Mickey Mouse!"

"...OK."