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Some Things That Are Not the Same as Having a Personality, According to Twitter

  • Adult dodgeball
  • Being an asshole
  • Being depressed
  • Being from Atlanta
  • Being from the Midwest
  • Being horny
  • Being a newlywed
  • Being a poet
  • Being the new kid in town
  • Carrying around a milk crate
  • Cynical skepticism
  • Disliking the word "moist"
  • Drinking coffee
  • EDM
  • Enjoying dumplings
  • Following 666 people
  • Getting a COVID vaccine
  • Going to Nashville once a month
  • Happiness
  • Hating everything
  • Having a book deal
  • Having a dog
  • Having a personality
  • Having screeners
  • Liking Adopt Me
  • Liking Game of Thrones
  • Liking Hollow Knight
  • Liking hot sauce
  • Liking IPAs
  • Liking pineapple on pizza
  • Liking natural wines
  • Liking Taylor Swift
  • Loving pizza
  • Making money
  • Not finding Adam Driver attractive
  • Not liking Adopt Me
  • The one Andrew Garfield scene from The Social Network
  • Showing the finger while taking a picture
  • A single character flaw
  • Spoiling movies and TV shows for people just because you saw them early
  • Superiority
  • Taking AP classes
  • Taking naps
  • Thinking that Africa is a country
  • Tim Burton
  • Tweeting song lyrics with YouTube links
  • Wearing those shoes that individually wrap your toes
  • Working out
  • Twitter