Bar room brawl? and game on hold
Subject The Order
"I don't know what Order you are referring to, but I'll accept your word. But not enough to forget about it."
From: Mark
Subject Pain and the game on hold
The game may be on a bit of a hold. I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder on Sunday and am finding it hard to type. I am trying to schedule a doctor's appointment for this afternoon to do something for the pain. I was not able to sleep at all last night.
Kevin will keep you updated.
From: Kevin
Subject The truth
I will???
OK, the real scoop. Mark hurt himself performing a perverse physical act that is banned in 7 states. This type of act would normally get him listed on the local governments "offenders" database but since the house is in his wife's name, local authorities have not been able to track him down yet.
The delay in seeking medical treatment is also related to this. Since doctors are required to notify authorities when these types of problems present themselves, Mark has to schedule the appointment under an assumed name. Since Deep Throat has recently been unmasked, he has to find a new alias. He would use my name, but since I am already in the database from an earlier time he used my name, that will not help him.
OK, now for the truth. He hurt his back while sneezing, just like Sammy Sosa did last year.
You can choose which is more likely.
From: Mark
Subject Sneezing
The sneezing part is basically true. However, if you have ever seen me sneeze you would know it is nothing to sneeze at.
From: Karl
Subject On Hold
Well, at least we're "on hold" in a tavern. It would be worse if we were waiting to see the results of a battle round. ;-)
From: Porter
Subject On hold
Mund might get too bored if he has to stay cooped up in the city too long.
Harp, roll for initiative. :)
From: Mark
Subject On hold
Now you see I am in a quandry. If my Doc gives me meds so that the pain goes down, do I want to write a turn when I am doped up? :)
Like Karl said, at least you guys are in a tavern. You can not get hurt too much there. :)
From: Kevin
Subject On hold
I think a nice bar room brawl is just what this group needs to bond as a team. Between Mund and Harp, I think we can take most of the drek in this bar.
Harp will buy the next round
From: Porter
Subject Brawl
Oh, you want to fight on the *same* team? Well, that's what I meant too! *sheepish grin*
From: Mark
Subject Brawl
Harp is NG who is starting to work his way to LG so he can fulfill his lifes ambition to be a boot licker for his god.
From: Karl
Subject Brawl
Hey, Salix hasn't used his "wild shape" for today yet. You could add a nice grizzly bear or panther to that mix ;-)
From: Porter
Subject Brawl
This could turn into a real party. :)
From: Kevin
Subject Brawl
Now I am starting to get excited.
A barbarian, and 1/2 orc and grizzly bear walk into a bar.....
Could make for some interesting stories.
From: Mark
Subject Brawl
And the guy at the bar says, "Look, Triplets." (rim shot)
From: Kevin
Subject Brawl
If Harp and Mund spend enough time in the Inn, Harp might suggest an arm wrestling match. Could be good fun, so long as not too much furniture gets busted up.
From: Mark
Subject Docs
I should be heading out to the doctors here in a 1/2 hour to an hour and depending on what drugs I get I might try and work on gettting the party out of town when I get home but before I get loopy. And Kevin, if you make one loopy comment Harp will contract a social disease.