Subject Mark's status

Just an update for everyone. Mark has taken a turn for the worse.

He is becoming friendly and nice, with a positive attitude peeking through at times. He has even been heard to laugh at least once in the past 24 hours. The pain is decreasing and his mood is improving.

We are taking drastic steps to stop this. Experts from across the country are being flown in to consult. We are holding off on the big gun right now, but if needed to turn him back into the unsufferable boor we all know and hate, we will bring in auditors from the IRS. Please keep our efforts to turn Mark back into the grouch and jerk we have come to know and abhor in your thoughts and prayers.

Seriously, Mark is improving markedly. He has gotten feeling back in his arm, so he should be able to start pleasuring himself in the next few days. When I saw him last night, he was hopeful that he might be able to start up the game again late next week.

I will keep you posted.